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  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    We used to go to our apartment in Las Vegas approx every other year and one time they cut off our padlocks (why didn't they ask for the keys?!) took everything out, then they were just flung back in. Lord knows what they thought we were carrying that they felt the need to do this before we had even claimed our baggage.
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Yes, my luggage gets checked frequently, and I have TSA approved locks so they can open them with their master key.

    one time I got patted down because my pants were too long and bunched up around my ankles, so they thought I might be smuggling something there.

    On my lady scuba trip my equipment was in my carry on, and they made me wait while they inspected my bag to see what the equipment was.
     
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      Carry on scuba gear???
      Mask and fins ??
      Maybe a BC??
      Weights??
      A knife maybe??
      How bout a tank??

      *relax, Shooter is pulling yer chain.
       
      shootersa, Feb 13, 2020
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      I had my mask, snorkel, and regulators in my carry on in an effort to avoid paying extra weight fees for my luggage after buying several bottles of Tequia in Mexico! Hahahahahahaha!
       
      deegenerate, Feb 13, 2020
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      Tequila?
      Jesus
       
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      They had some unique flavors I needed to get as gifts for people! I brought back the maximum number of bottles that customs allows! lol
       
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’ve had my carry on and myself checked multiple times. I’m TSA precheck now so it doesn’t happen as much anymore.
     
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  4. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    If you want to speed up the process just loudly say "Don't you know who I am?". TSA screeners LOVE that.
     
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  5. OfficialLustCore

    OfficialLustCore Porn Star

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    Yepp, and when the officer found the anal plug and a bite gag then decided to let it go.
     
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      I like your idea. I might just throw a strap-on in my hubby’s bag the next time. Mrs. C
       
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  6. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I used to sprinkle my luggage with tampons when traveling overseas. Man those agents would be embarrassed and shut my bag right up.
    It worked great.
     
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      According to your better half it was the skids in your thongs that caused TSA to move along .........
       
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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Sure often, I fell, have at it guys, wear yourselves out. Worse though my sister had packed her jewelry one time instead of carry on! Gone!
     
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      I always put jewelry in my carryon or personal item (purse). That’s really crappy.
       
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      We too Strawberry lady, last minute, she shoved it quick into the suitcase, and out the door...She had some expensive Jewelry. Well shit happens!
       
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  8. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Hell yes. All you can do is just zone out and let them get it over with. I've even got the TSA Pre Check. They will still do a random pat-down.
     
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      I still usually end up taking off my shoes.
       
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  9. Cum fuck me

    Cum fuck me Porn Star

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    I haven’t been searched but my husband has been searched twice on our way back from the islands. Not sure why they had to search him. he was in a tank top, baggies and flip-flops. The kids got a kick out of it.

    Mrs. C
     
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      What was in the baggies?
       
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  10. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    I get checked all the time. Last time they wouldn't let me wear my bracelet on the plane.
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I got checked all the time, digging through my carry on they found a knife and confiscated that, I was able to get pot through stuffed in tampons and back in the box
     
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  12. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    I am a "trusted traveler" so I am pre-approved globally.
     
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      Not to mention the groping of children in the name of national security.
       
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      10 years $40 Billion later the TSA has not stopped one terrorist. Perfect way to spend $40 Billion tax payer dollars instead of maybe fixing a few bridges that are about to fall down
       
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      I agree. They do get a little aggressive. My daughter got pulled aside for the “extra” security, she was 12 at the time. They asked us to step back while they searched. My husband with have none of that and almost got arrested. So they stopped. Mrs. C
       
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      A police dog got me at JFK , big one, came over and smelled me, the officer asked me if I'm carrying any money, and I told him maybe a hundred or so. He said sometimes the bills carry the odor of coke on them, and left it at that.
       
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      this is the husband. The only other time I got stopped was when I was flying into Panama. I had my whole dive gear with me and forgot that my dive knife and my spear were in there. As I was going through customs and immigration, they search the bag and found them. I don’t speak Spanish and they didn’t speak English so it was quite fun trying to explain diving to them and I didn’t even know where I was going to be staying because a friend was picking me up. It took me an hour to get out of there. It was a good thing they didn’t find the 44 magnum for the bang stick. I never told the wife this one. Mr. C
       
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My wife is so bad, when we go back to Germany, then returning home she brings so much German food back a lot of it in cans, but often frozen foods, that she hopes will not spoil, during the roughly 12 hours it takes us to get back home in our house. The last time we lost our luggage and when we got it back, shipped to our home a few days later, all of the frozen blutwurst and leberwurst meat was gone, with a note saying we were not allowed to bring that into the country. But the passion fruit was still there, Passion fruit was much cheaper in Berlin than here.
     
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  14. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter once observed a mans bag searched at a security checkpoint.

    The bag had ladies underwear in it. Shooter really wanted to hang around, see how things worked out, but he was running late for his flight.
     
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  15. Sgtgunner

    Sgtgunner Porn Star

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    I've never been searched or my bags. I always had to be pre-approved before arriving at a airport.
     
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  16. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    We got searched going into Mexico once. Opened all our bags right there on the airport floor. my son got searched flying back to the US from Paris. My older son got searched when he flew home alone from London.
    interestingly, we never seem to get stopped flying domestic.
     
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  17. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This thread has been dormant for awhile, is it because of COVID-19 travel restrictions.

    I wonder how they protect themselves against picking up the virus.

    But, yes I’ve been searched and my luggage, missed a flight out of Honduras because of slow security guards.
     
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  18. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I have TSA approved locks, got sick of having to replace locks so it just made sense.
    I usually get a good pat down too, but I don't object to that so much.
     
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  19. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    In fact I was, flying to Florida out of Newark, 'bout 5 years ago or something, when all ya had to worry about was terrorism and not covid....

    Was planing on fishing, took my tackle box, of course it had a knife, confiscated, told it could be mailed back to me if requested, never bothered.

    And they never found the oz of pot I was traveling with
     
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  20. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Never been on a plane I've been detained and searched more times than I care to remember I've had my neck kneeled on I've had to lay in the middle of the street with cuffs on I've had officers plural hold guns on me I've had the dogs called on me regular old traffic stops what can you do
     
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      They really don't like eye contact or questions
       
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