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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Slightly drunk and utterly knackered
     
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  2. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Google never disapoints

    The Mighty Boosh – The Cheese Song lyrics
    Cheese is a kind of meat,
    A tasty yellow beef.
    I milk it from my "teet",
    But I try to be descreat!
    Ohhhh cheese! Ohhhh cheese!

    Cheese is a kind of meat,
    A tasty yellow beef.
    I milk it from my "teet",
    But I try to be descreat!
    Ohhhh cheese! Ohhhh cheese!

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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I love this so much!
     
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  4. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    kinda cheesy though, you gotta admit.

    The first time Shooter heard it, it made his blood curdle.
     
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m eating some pretzels
     
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m putting my head down for a few minutes.
     
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    2. Jack Mine
      That’s even better than putting your head down ;) I hope you feel better soon
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Thank you. ❤️
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
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    4. deegenerate
      Mister Cupcake is right. I'm glad he's there to take good care of you, babes.
       
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      deegenerate, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
    5. Jack Mine
      Mister Cupcake ? That doesn’t sound too flattering. I’ll get mister Cupcake after you mister ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 28, 2021
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      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
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  7. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    VTEWj.jpg
     
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  8. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Hiding out inside the house to avoid the heat. Maybe after the sun goes down I will go outside.
     
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    1. tenguy
      I’ve been forcing myself to go outside for an hour or two in the heat of the day. Not to do anything strenuous, but not to just sit either. My thinking is it helps me adjust for when I reall need to do work outside.
       
      tenguy, Aug 28, 2021
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    2. NiteWalker
      For the last couple of weeks, you go outside here after dark and the mosquitoes carry you away!
       
      NiteWalker, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’m regretting my decision to do an outside chore after work. Now I’m kinda tuckered out and kinda sleepy and I really should pack but like I said, tuckered and sleepy.
     
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  10. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    Sitting outside on our new patio with a Heineken. Not unbearable warm out, actually kind of nice.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Did you do some renovations, or did you move in somewhere new?
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 28, 2021
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    2. Tyrone1234
      Renovations
       
      Tyrone1234, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
    3. submissively speaking
      Congrats on the accomplishment, then. :)
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 28, 2021
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  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Just finished my rare ribeye steak and over buttered corn on the cob, with M-16 corn holders. Normally don't eat much corn, but when it shows up in the store at 12 ears for a dollar, it's really good and ripe. The season is dwindling down because it's now 5 ears for a dollar.
     
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  12. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Finally going to bed.
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Good night
       
      Jack Mine, Aug 28, 2021
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  13. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    I haz coffee. I iz happy. Purr...
     
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  14. HornyIndiana

    HornyIndiana Porn Star

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    Drunk with a big fucking chip on my shoulder. Most would crumble under that chip but since I'm hungry im gonna eat the bastard
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Big hugs.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
    #6274
  15. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    A few squid boats off the coast here
     
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  16. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Drinking a monster and trying to go shower. I’m feeling much better this morning.
     
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    :)
     
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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Tools of all kind, nails, screws, nuts bolts, hangers, plumbing , electrical, auto, Lawn mower parts. Trays, bins, drawers, shelves, boxes full, a lifetime in my work shop. Coming from days when we straightened nails to use again, I've accumulated too much
    And no one wants it. No one in my family works, they hire guys.
    My cousin also in my status has been throwing his stuff away,.
     
    1. tenguy
      When I decided to hang up the tools, both DIY & professional, I had a garage sale. Put it all out, no prices, told people to make an offer on whatever item they wanted. Man did that work, sold everything in one Saturday and made several thousand over what I thought I’d get.
       
      tenguy, Aug 28, 2021
      #link
    #6278
  19. moooow2

    moooow2 Newcumer

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    On my computer!
     
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  20. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Pedaling my bike.























    Do



    Do



    Do
     
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